My Rhyme of the day posts so far
I hope to eventually add some illustrations to some of these so tune in again

Rhyme of the day #9:
I bought this special fertilizer
makes veggies grow 'bout ten times higher
now I need to take a shower
just to wash the cauliflower


Rhyme of the day #8:
Saw a mannequin in underwear
& wondered what was under there
I had a peek to see his gender
Eek! This one must be a tenor


Rhyme of the day #7:
I was waiting for my sister, when
a kangaroo sat next to me.
He opened up his pouch "Hey mister,
Wanna buy a wallaby?" 


#6 was only so-so, not Blog-worthy


Rhyme of the day #5:
My love is like bread dough
Yes indeedy
If I don't bring her flours
She gets clingy and kneady


Rhyme of the day #4:
I got kicked in the nuts
It felt awful
I put it on YouTube
ROFL


Rhyme of the day #3 (my favorite, actually, for it's simplicity):
A haggis as yummy
As a hag is comely


Rhyme of the day #2:
Wicked Potatoes deserve to be baked
Heretical Carrots their souls to forsake
Ungodly Onions
Idolatrous Leeks
BURN THEM ALL AT THE STEAK!


Rhyme of the day #1: 
I ordered solyanka
The waiter brought borscht
So I stuck his head in the toilet and florscht